Mathew Cybul

As a card-carrying girl dad of two, my dad joke arsenal is both feared and revered. I’ve weathered the high seas of global banking with nothing but a calculator and a sense of humor, and I’m a subway-riding New Yorker with a penchant for punctuality. My undying loyalty to the Mets and Giants is the stuff of legends—if I’m ever willing to miss a game for a chat with you, know that you’re basically family. I’m on a lifelong quest to spread cheer, outwit challenges, and prove that a day brightened with laughter, unwavering commitment, and just the right amount of smoked salmon is a day well spent.